The Wet Shit
a wet sh-t is when you wipe your -ss fifty times and it still feels unwiped. so you end up putting toilet paper between your -ss and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
“well, i did have a little bit of a wet sh-t yesterday,” jimmy said.
“i can tell,” said his friend jerry.
“how come,” said jimmy.
“i see the wet brown stuff running down your leg,” said jerry.
the wet sh-t
Read Also:
- Pee pee party
when a group of 3 or more women (or men) go to the restroom together. not necessarily to use the bathroom but to fix hair, check selves out, and most importantly talk sh-t. i have to tell you what she did but not here. tell gina we are having a pee pee party in 5.
- ScrapsTV
a big nonce that’s sh-t at cod but loves to stream it in minecraft quality, some say it’s a way of getting kids into his stream that scr-pstv is a right nonce
- Nipplecrotch
a term used for foolish people who like to use funny come backs. or a person with warts, pimples, or even herpes in their pubic area. eww! dat b-tch got nipplecrotch! ~or~ your such a nipplecrotch bob.
- Love Frosting
dried j-sms that remain white and crusted on p-b-s due to inadequate post s-x cleanup. after eric freaked out on acid, jillian didn’t have time to get tidy and ended up with a nice bouquette of love frosting on her bush like one of those white trees in the lots around xmas.
- snatchelor pad
(n) a single lesbian’s apartment, home, or any other living quarters “hey, after this drink, you wanna go back to the ol’ sn-tchelor pad and see where that takes us?”