The wham of love
the action of punching a potential stalker/ex boyfriend/ ex crush/creep who has cheated on you, lied to you, made fun of you, talked about you, or simply spread rumors that you like him. .they stare creepily at you in public like two blinking eyes in the dark. it scares the cr-p out of you and you just want to punch them in the face. but to be a lady, you wham items from paper to pumpkin pie to tell him that your affection towards him is not love, but mere hatred. the wham of love people.
— best performed in front of his friends, who thinks you are madly in love with them.
so i just used the wham of love to tell him that i don’t like him.
my boyfriend cheated on me so i used the wham of love to tell him that he is a complete douche bag. he is now covered with cake frosting.
my crush from middle school still thinks i like him. we’re in college right now, and he’s spreading around rumors that i’m still madly in love with him. so i did the wham of love on him. i completely humiliated him in front of his friends.
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