the wheel


when one girl stands in a circle of five men and gives two men handjobs, one man a bl-wj-b,takes it -n-l from another guy,and in the front fron another,it should form a cicle if the d-cks are big enough and in the correct position.
me and my buddies gave that chick last night the wheel.
this is the one person that doesnt have a date, when everyone else does in the group. all of your friends go on a movie, so you decide to tag along but find out they brought girls and you didnt, leading you to feel awkward as sh-t, or stupid, or if your just gay, nothing. i’ve personally done this a bunch of times and its not fun, and i dread doing it. other terms- wheeling it, 3rd/5th/7th/etc wheel.
ex#1:

john: hey eric, what are you doing tonight?
eric: nothing much, going to the movies with a few people.
john: mind if i tag along?
eric: na, movie starts at 7, we are meeting there.
john: alright
(7’o clock)
john: hey guys!
eric/matt/bill/alex: sup john, wheres your date?
john: i dont have one?
matt: well looks like your the wheel tonight.
john: wow thats f-cking stupid.

ex#2

jake: you guys are f-cking f-ggots, i didnt know i was wheeling it last night.
paul: sorry man, we thought you would bring someone.
jake: well next time you guys go out somewhere and want me to come, tell me if you guys are bringing girls or not, i f-cking hate being the wheel

poker term. the lowest possible straight a player could get. ace(counts as “1” in this case) through 5
ace, 2, 3, 4, 5.

from the movie “the rounders”
mike mcdermmet-
“well,what i have is known as the wheel. it has earthy tones, smooth draw, and enough kick to win me the high and the low.”
2 players playing poker-

player 1 is dealt, ace, 5.
player 2 is dealt, king, king.

player 2 raises, player 1 calls.
flop- 2, 3, 4.

player 2 goes all in. player 1 calls.

player 1- “i have the wheel”
player 2- “f-ck”
c-ke, blow, yak – cocaine
yo i’m f-cked up, whos got the wheel?
the women that cylce through your head when you m-st-rb-t-.
man, that chick is hot. she’s going on my wheel.

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