The White Wizzard


as a man is climaxing from a bl-w j-b, he promptly removes his p-n-s and c-ms in the womans eye while screaming “expelliarmus!!” with great conviction. this is ill advised to men with a substancial load as serious injury has plagued this majestic and selfless gesture throughout the ages.
i love harry potter so much i show’d my girl the white wizzard

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