The Windshield Wiper
one must -j-c-l-t- his load on on a crying girl’s face, and when done, you must tell the girl “it’s okay baby”, whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your d-ck and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about i make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?
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