The Wings System
to earn your wing, you must experience the following:
black – s-x with a black female
blue – eating out a dead lady
brown – -n-l s-x with a female
buffalo – s-x with a fat chick.
gold – receive a golden shower from a female
green – eating out a lady who has an std
grey – skull f-cking a chick
knife – s-x with your friends girlfriend
pink – s-x with a white girl
purple – s-x with a pregnant chick
orange – s-x with a disabled
rainbow – s-x with a dude
red – eat out a girl who is on her period
silver – s-x with an old -ss lady
white – s-x with a virgin lady
yellow – s-x with a female of asian decent
mandingo: “bro, why are you so out of it today, and the f-ck is with that grin.”
silky: “duuude, last night with this one girl, i earned my white, pink, red, brown, gold, grey, and knife wings.”
mandingo: “sweeeet, but whats the knife wing?”
silky: “i f-cked your sloot girlfriend… dueces!! and salute to –the wings system–!!!”
(runs away)
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