the wipe


continuously wiping your -n-l cavity after dropping a particularly juicy load of fecal matter. usually after p-ssing flatulence, you feel a wet sensation, and once you wipe once more, it’s like you never wiped in the first place. also known as “swamp -ss.”
“my -ss hole is leaking, i must have the wipe!”

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