The Woodlands High School


a high school in the suberb above houston called the woodlands. the school is known for sp-wning jack ingram, country western singer. the school is mostly white, upper cl-ss, and sn-bby. if you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. the school is disliked by many of it’s rivals for being sn-bby and rude towards others. the pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it’s a mess once you get past the pretty outside.
the woodlands high school basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.

the woodlands high school girls are so obnoxious!

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