the woodpecker


when you’ve got your lady bent over like you’re doin her from behind but instead of f-ckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the f-ck out that p-ssy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and “woodp-ck-r” her b hole with your nose simultaneously
my buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls p-ssy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodp-ck-r.

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