the woody
the greatest individual attempt at a sandwich induced -rg-sm. the signle most amazing piece of edible delight known to mankind. g-d’s gift to the stoner population of sacramento. roast beef, cream cheese, melted cheddar, and the perfect blend of tabasco sause and beach hut’s bbq sauce all toasted to perfection on a sourdough roll. eating anything else is like wiping your -ss with sand paper.
beach hut attendent: “hey, what can i get for you?”
spennny:”can i get a large woody, extra sauce, and a small drink”
beach hut attendent:”would u like me to rub your b-lls as well?”
spennny:”no thanks, i’ll have bricked twice by the time youve taken this order just thinking of how delicious the woody will be.”
the woody is my savior.
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