The Wrightnows
the extremely gay and obnoxious white family from the netflix commercials as see on tv. they usually do stupid stuff like pull dogs out of no were, invite strange black people into their home, watch “dope” break dancing flixs, talk about peanut brittle, or complain that they want to watch a scary movie with “mr. putty”. these commercials cause babies to die…
“the wrightnows”
girl: “dad can we get a puppy?”
dad: “sure, (pulls a little dog mysteriously out of his crotch) let’s call him goober.”
dad: “i gotta pump this jam!” (turns up gay asian guys dancing on tv)
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