The X Factor
supposedly a singing contest, yet instead one huge joke. all it is is an unfair compet-tion in which a young, good-looking yet naive wannabe-famous boy or girl is chosen to be the next one hit wonder popstar to generate money for simon cowell. the winner is usually forgotten about after a few months, becoming only background noise in the music industry, but that doesn’t matter to simon, as he does it every year. the shows are heavily decorated and the drama is over exaggerated, making it even less about the singing, and to make matters worse the judges are always people that don’t actually know much about music or singing. plus the performances are usually enhanced with pre-recorded backing vocals. and no, your votes don’t count, simon chooses who goes through and who doesn’t. it’s a shame how music is about money nowadays, and not emotion and expression, and the x factor is only making it worse.
f-ck simon cowell and the x factor.
a man among us who is extrmely jacked, ripped, famous, athletic, and a ladies man. often refered to as pax, paxinator, the man, the myth, and/or legend.
hot lady- “oh my gosh look at that handsome, ripped man over there. what do you call that work of art?”
pirate- “the x-factor is what i call that fine gentleman.”
hot lady- “well i do wish i can have an x-factor.”
pirate- “sorry lady…he’s taken.”
when you go to j-zz on a girls face but she’s not expecting it so she puts her arms across her face crossed over like an x.
i gave her the x factor last night.
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