The Xylophone


this action consits of a line of naked women in a bent over position. xylophoning is the action of runing while inserting and removing the p-n-s from the begging of the line and going to the end of the line of women. this action is repeated multiple times until -j-c-l-t–n occurs. the xylophone is a fun way to mix up group s-x.
man, did you see those girls that jacob had the xylophone with last night, they were smokin hot.

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