The Yellin Beef Claw
originally created to describe a more practical version of an unpopular s-xual manuever called the “new jersey hook”. the yellin beef claw has several improvements over its uncomfortable and impractical predecessor. it’s application is described as follows: first, the thumb is lubricated and inserted full length into the woman’s -n-l tract during “doggie-style” s-x. the meat of the hand is then wrapped around the -ss cheek and, once a firm grip has been established, the full strength of the upper extremity can be used to pull the woman’s body back and forth on the man’s p-n-s. two hands may be used as well for added effect (aka the double ybc or the shotgun formation).
i gave her the yellin beef claw last night and she loved it!!
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