The Yums


the state of being attracted to someone, usually a friend or friend’s friend, particularly when this is a chronic, unrequited, but mostly harmless condition.
do you still have a thing for your sister’s ex?

yeah, but it’s okay; it’s just a mild case of the yums.

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