The Zoltron
the zoltron is the most bad -ss of the bad -sses, dont f-ck with him, cause he might sh-t in your mouth, eat your b-lls and f-ck your children!
guy 1: oh sh-t ! its the zoltron!
guy 2: d-mn , were so screwed.. run!
the zoltron: eat my b-lls !
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