the zombie
when you’re recieving oral s-x, you deposit your load in the girls eyes, causing her to walk around with her arms out scrambling for a towel, looking like a zombie.
last night was great, i gave lisa a zombie, and she ran into a wall.
as you are finishing during oral, c-m in her eyes. quickly follow with a swift karate chop to the throat. she’ll chase you blind with her arms out like a zombie moaning
: so zach did she feel you last night?
: no, we didn’t f-ck cuz i gave her the zombie and she was f-ckng p-ssed!
a variation of the houdini, before -j-c-l-t–n you pull out and then spit on the back of the woman (in doggy position) causing her to think that you have -j-c-l-t-d and when she turns around you -j-c-l-t- in her eyes, push her off the bed, and then turn off the lights; causing her to walk around with arms infront as if a zombie.
dude last night was so great i gave anna the zombie, the only thing is that she’s p-ssed at me now.
the arch-enemies of mateus, g-d of the universe. super-strong, super-deadly, and super-terrifying. origin unknown. although neither dead nor alive, they are capable of reproduction. they are attracted to love, happiness, and everything good, which is why mateus made earth a very unhappy place. earth “zombies” are descended from them but much less powerful.
mateus: “wtf!?!? what is with people falling in love just to have s-x? did they miss the point of hookers? they’re gonna attract the zombies and i’m gonna have to fight them then i’m gonna get all p-ssy and send a meteor planetside. dang, all this talk of killing has got me h-rny. let’s go find a hooker and have a threesome, eh?”
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