the zone

a state of mind which can be reaced with little difficulty. when you reach the zone your mind is at 100% focus on what you are doing and you have a m-ssive increase in performance. common place for reaching the zone are during sports and playing video games.
i reached the zone while playing toca and i shaved 3 seconds off my lap time. then later, i was playing cs and reached the zone. my kills per round increased to about 5.
the place you go when you are high on weed
welcome to the zone
population: you
elevation: ????? ft
founded: now
the state of arizona
n.y. n-gg-:where you from duke???

a.z. n-gg-:i’m reppin the zone homez.
the state of arizona.
referring to arizona.
new mexico w-nksta: “yo, how zit goin my homie dogga gangsta g? how ya likin albuquerque?

arizona gangsta: “dam shut the f-ck up! why you talk like that? i’m going back to the zone…this place not even gangsta.”
when you drink alcohol to the point in which you’re in a state of intense relaxation and energy. in other words, you feel like your the man!
i just drank 8 beers and im in the zone right now man!
the zone is a state of mind.
it is when you totally exit reality and enter into your brain. many people who do sports or hike for long distances have been in the zone.

when in the zone you can do two things. you can either be thinking deeply about past events, future events, or fantasies, or you can just not think at all. you might even be talking to someone while in the zone and then when out of the zone not remeber talking to them.

people who play videogames think that they have been in “the zone”. they are wrong. that is just an adrenaline rush. when in the zone you dont have faster reactions like on an adrenaline rush, you just dont feel anything
drinking a lot of alchohol or smoking a lot of weed can get you in something similar to the zone.
hiker 1- g-d d-mnit, we still have 10 miles left
hiker 2- yes.
hiker 1- this is going to suck
10 miles later
hiker 2- finally we’re here!
hiker 1- what the f-ck just happened

example 2-
stoner- word dude, what the f-ck just happened for the past 4 hours?
drunk- the last thing i remember was stepping outside, now im laying face down in a field.
stoner- word, you were in the zone
drunk- werent you too?
stoner- no i was just really baked
when drinking excessively, the zone is usually reached when the human memory stops functioning as it should and the reflexes turn to sludge – inane grinning will ensue and the reacher of the zone will look very content with life and may require some -ssisstance in reaching the next pub!!
try it for yourself:

drink as much as you can!! if you remember going to the pub toilet and waking up in bed, then the zone has been achieved!! well done – you can now nurse your hangover until tonight when you will do it all again!!

if you remember eating the kebab, you’ve just wasted an evening testing this theory! loser – go out and do it all again until you achieve the goal!!

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