theasmeyer
someone who uses an incredible amount of hair gel to attain a flat, hard and shiny hair do capable of supporting cans, books or even small children. a theasmeyer is incapable of growing facial hair and usually looks like they just got done fake and baking. sometimes confused with guidos…
that guy looks like such a theasmeyer.
is he a real italian or just a theasmeyer?
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