TheBranGod
the one and only true god. he controls every aspect of your life and not only has ultimate power, but is also s-xy as f-ck. his p-n-s is about the size of a 3 toed sloth and is as strong as bull. he is muscular as h-ll and is seen walking in a speedo amongst mortals.
all hail the mighty thebrang-d!!!
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