Theisen
the evil eybrowed teacher who likes to wear purple shirts and give the evil eye. he loves his 8th grade cl-ss 2011! he is a hick from minasota and canoed down the mississippi river. he has done everything from teaching kids in the rainforest to knowing some people who climed on to a russian ship and had a feast thrown for them. his favorit students were always niki, ariel, and saskia
his eybrows are so mr. theisen!
first, he is the coolest person you will ever meet. so easy to get along with, but knows how to get his way. very compet-tve, thinks very highly of himself, and sometimes emotional. one of the best teachers anyone will ever meet. some might say his notes arent the most enthusiastic, but can always make you feel good about yourself, sometimes. no point of argueing with him, he will definetly, no matter what, say he wins. and it is really obvious when he picks favorites, you are liked by him or not, even if he says he isnt mean or never will be, he just might be.
love sports like playing volleyball, soccer, basketball, swimming, football, and roller hockey. loves bragging about his skills and his family(mostly his son). it is impossible to stay mad at him, especially because of his looks. anyone can go on forever about this amazing bro! but it is a legit buzzkill when not seeing or talking to him. watch out, he favors the names k3nn3dy & c@$$!3-
dang, i wish i could beat that t#!$3n.(theisen)
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