Theiss
theiss is a name of german origin. usually smart and strong with a soft loving heart. also very instinctive with directions and sense of place alluding to feel for danger. though we tend to prefer to be around our own kind, we will go out of our way to help someone in need.
maria (total stranger): please i need help my tire blew out bad on the other road and i don’t have a jack
two theiss brothers: what is it a sudan? we can lift up the rear for you while u change it, just be quick we are on our way our sisters wedding.
maria: thats so nice of you to go out of your way in formal clothes to help me out someone you’ve never met
one of the two theiss brothers: its not a big deal if we didn’t help you out now we wouldn’t be able to enjoy the rest of our day knowing we could have helped someone out and made their life easier
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