TheMarkOfJ
the african-american winner of the commentator showdown on call of duty black ops. he is the only commentator that goes b-lls first into the middle of the map and gets more kills than anyone. in love with chipolte, famous amos cookies, and calls in his cujos ghetto style.
player: d-mn, j be tearing it up- aww sh-t…
themarkofj: a-l-l-l-let’s gooooo cuujooooooos!!
player: can’t sp-wn.
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