Theme Park


a ho; everybody has ridden her therefore she is a theme park.
dude, don’t go out with her you might catch something. she’s a theme park.
a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the sh-t out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like cr-p.
guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and sh-t our pants?
guy1: h-ll ya!
guy2: lets go!
in a video game, a scripted event with limited interaction, also known as a “rail shooter” sequence. heavy on narration or plot, but less free-form than the rest of the game’s action. used when the designer doesn’t want the player to wander around or waste time.

often resembles actual attractions at a real theme park.
only issue i see, 8 minutes of theme park until you get to do something.

but it’s a great “theme park” 😉

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