then i found 5 dollars
when you tell a bad story, and everyone knows it, say “and then i found 5 dollars” to make people think that it wasnt a sh-ty story.
me: “so the other day i went bowling”
larri: “and…?
me: “i almost bowled a 200!”
larri: “that was the worst story ever”
me: “…then i found 5 dollars”
larri: “awesome!!!”
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