Theon
an all round nice guy; smart, good looking, and fun to hang out with. although he can appear quiet, he is a complete animal once you scratch the surface. his complementary subjects of interest are women and f-cking, and will talk exhaustively on either topic when prompted. rumoured to have a very large p-n-s, he generously uses it to pleasure many ladies. other men are surprisingly not jealous of theon, because he makes sure his friends all meet s-xy ladies too.
not to be confused with theon greyjoy.
with theon around we will surely all get laid.
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