Theophanis


the most loved g-d in all of greece. s-xy
theophanis is famous for being so handsome and gorgis
likes to play video games, is really smart and great at piano. child genius. will grow up to be a police man or fire man.
my theophanis is the most amazing boy in the whole galaxy.

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