theoretical businessman


a person who is more concerned with his product or p-ssion to worry about how to make money. first coined by stephen colbert to describe brian greene, a theoretical physicist, and his organization, world science u.
stephen: “does this cost anything?”
brian: “no it’s free.”
stephen: “how does the university make its money? off the football team?”
brian: “that’s a good question. i don’t know, i don’t think about those things. i just want to get good material out there to the world.”
stephen: “you’re a theoretical physicist and a theoretical businessman!”

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