theoretical heart wart
people used to believe warts could be cured by rubbing a potato on them and then burying the potato. they believed that as the potato rot, the wart disappeared too.
a theoretical heart wart refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your -ssociation with them and bury it.
-i put everything that reminded me of him in a box and put it out of sight because it’s the only way to get over my theoretical heart wart.
-paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he’s like a leech
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