Theoretically cute
when a chick looks good from far away or at a glance, but then the sad reality becomes clear that they are as ugly as the north-bound end of a south-bound horse when approached or when a better view is available. also, cute in theory
example 1
dude: bro, did you get a good look at that hottie that just p-ssed us? i missed her.
bro: yeah dude, don’t worry about it, shes only theoretically cute, nothin to worry about.
example 2
bro: holy cr-p dude, you didn’t tell me you had a s-xy–ss neighbour!
dude: yeah cus she’s just cute in theory
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