Theoretically fat
a way to get your siblings to leave you alone. it means that they arent really fat but you see them being that way. or used as a really bad come-back when you absolutely have nothing else to say.
(younger sister is bothering you)
older sister: you are theoretically fat!
younger sister: haha thanks! (and leaves)
or
person 1: your ugly
person 2: your theoretically fat!
person 1: your mama’s theoretically fat!
person 2: no you didnt!
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