Therapist
word often mistaken as ‘the rapist’ by sean connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.
i’ll take the rapist for 500
1. someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy
2. someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting
note – therapist is two words: “the” and “rapist”
guy: i’m so ugly that i got turned down by a hooker, i have to cry to my therapist now…
friend:
a guy who can’t help everybody…
client-i eat people.
therapist-how does that make you feel?
someone you pay $100 an hour to f-ck with your psyche.
my therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.
a category on celebrity jeopardy which sean connery mistakes for being the rapists
connery: let’s try the rapists for 200
trebek: thats therapists mr. connery
mispr-nounced category of “therapists” by sean connery on snl celebrity jeopardy.
trebek: “sean connery, why don’t you pick.”
connery: “i’ll take the/rapists for twenty!”
trebek: “it’s actually not the rapists…”
rapist
oh my gosh! that guy is a therapist! be careful!
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