there’s a cat under your hood
this is an insider lgbt term for acknowledging that someone is a pre-op transvest-te while simultaneously soliciting s-x from said individual. this statement is often followed by backroom s-x play included but not limited to f-ll-t–, scat play, skull f-ckery, and -n-l bondage.
you: “hey there mr. movie star. there’s a cat under your hood.”
movie star: “wow, i’m impressed you noticed. come over into my dressing room for a little while.”
you: “i’d be happy to. you’ll notice i have black, red, and brown hankys in my right and left back pockets.”
movie star: “i read you loud and clear danny boy! let’s get to it!”
(refer to hanky code wikipedia page for more information)
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