there’s always barber college
a smart -ss statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a sh-t about their future. they do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
morgan, you’re out of here. what the f-ck are you talkin about? you don’t have the right temperment for the trade. what the f-ck am i supposed to do? theres always barber college.
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