There’s pee-pee on the floor
when you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (p-ssed, p-ssed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, “the farmer in the dell”}:
♫ there’s pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ there’s pee-pee on the floor, ♫
♫ don’t step in the litter box ♫
♫ there’s pee-pee on the floor, ♫
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