Thermodynamics


thermodynamics is a science taught to engineers in order to remove any last traces of sanity before they enter the professional world. totally indecipherable to those not in the engineering field.
-before i took thermodynamics, i valued other people’s contributions. but now i know that non-engineers are a waste of valuable oxygen.
a confusing cl-ss taught by a strange little man with weird hair and bad fashion sense
after getting 30% on his thermodynamics test, andrew changed his major to international business.
science at its worst. destroys any sense of confidence one had previous to taking the course. also see rapist.
adam was raped by his thermodynamics exam.

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