these aren’t my glasses
a statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor’s b-lls on the victim’s eyes.
may also logically extent to br–sts.
tim sleeps. bruce teabags tim.
tim (waking up to b-lls covering his eyes): hey, these aren’t my gl-sses.
bruce: yes, they are.
tim: oh. then i’ll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. i can’t see anything through them.
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