Theseus


he did it or something.
theseus did it or something.
the ultimate declaration of unrivaled excellence. synonyms include ‘cool,’ ‘rad,’ ‘awesome,’ ‘abgefahren,’ ‘primordial,’ ‘bangarang,’ ‘wicked sweet’, ‘most excellent,’ ‘most triumphant, etc.’ derived from a shakespearean character in a midsummer night’s dream.
do you listen to queen?

yeh, i think they are theseus!
the greatest mythological figure of all freakin’ time!!! sometimes referred to as theseus but his real name is the seus. he is invincible and he has a stomp band called the seus’s players.
the seus is the awesomest person who ever lived.
a person who attempts to act like an internet bully, but in reality makes himself look like the sad little idiot that he is.
guy: did you see him fail at trolling?
girl: yea he must be a theseus.

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