thetravelinggamer
thetravelinggamer, or ttg, is a 38 year old man who spends most of his time collecting virtual cards to -ssert his dominance over children. he is easily recognized in public due to the ramen noodles on the top of his head. his brother, lenny, has mad clout in the deep south, where he currentley resides.
person 1: did you see that thetravelinggamer pulled a pink diamond?
person 2: no one cares that old head was made by lenny.
person 1: fax lmao
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