Theusen’s Engineers


engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. if an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.

the copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
the last meeting we were in made me feel like we were theusen’s engineers.

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