thicc meter
how to measure any dat phat -ss by using two fine -ss honeys…
the squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!
me: i’m using the thicc meter
the squad: wtf?!
me: i’m simply looking at thicc -ss girl right here on her insta- and then i compare her -ss bewteen that cali girl katy perry and kim “the girl with the most below” kardashian
the squad: d-mn!!…thats some quantum sh-t, you should be teachin’ cl-sses about that.
me: word that dawg.
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