Thick Hipster


a think hipster is a person who pays big money to look like an thrift store shopping indie hipster. also called a “faux” hipster. they usually pay a huge sum to look poor like a hipster who knows how to dress for cheap, they are mainly in the hip-hop community right now, sparked by guys like drake, lil wayne, and kanye, who are ironically not hipsters because they’re all mainstream rappers.

thick hipsters often miss thee point because they are stuck in mainstream music, and follow mainstream artist fashion trends due to musicians like kanye and nicki minaj taking their style from hipsters and selling it to the mainstream. they pay high bucks to look cheap, or geeky and try hard to fit into the hipster trend which totally rejects them in the end.

they mainly listen to cr-ppy mainstream hip-hop like gucci mane, lil wayne, and plies, and try to fit in with actual hipsters on sites like tumblr, calling themselves hipsters to fit in and justifying their bad music taste by saying “i’m sorry but i like this one gucci mane song” when their whole tumblr postage is about some cr-ppy mainstream rapper, bad, or singer, and try to fake as if they know indie bands by reblogging any and everything to seem “diverse”
hipster 1: is that guy a hipster?
hipster 2: no he’s think hipsters
thick hipster : sup!
hipster 1 and 2: get out of our face, fake kanye

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