Thicken Hawk


a male of lower standards who preys upon obese, financially secure women, trading s-xual favors for food, gifts or cash. preferably obese women having little or no self esteem, knowing they would otherwise never achieve an -rg-sm.
oh my god jim look at jerry, he is such a thicken hawk, he actually f-cks that 700 pound land whale for a steak dinner

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