THICKOMETER


a thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge the thickness of a big booty honey. thickness in the thighs, hips, and -ss and such. different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. if she’s nice and thick (like say, trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. others who don’t quite have as much in the trunk obviously will score a little lower. fat girls need not apply!
“d-mn! ki toy johnson (from outkast’s video) has so much -ss that she almost breaks the thickometer!

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