Thigalog
noun.
i. a name for the way americans or some filipino-americans speak tagalog. you know what thigalog is when the language spoken is in tagalog yet is pr-nounced strangely in an american accent. the ah’s are ey’s and oh’s are ow’s.
the direct opposite of this is “carabao (kalabaw) english”
a filipino’s pr-nounciation: (tagalog)
“ano man ang sabihin nila, ganito ang kinalalabasan.”
(the following is to be read as it is spelled)
american’s pr-nounciation: (thigalog)
“eyno men awng seybihin nelah ganehtow ang kinelahlahbeysan.”
literal translation: (english)
“whatever they say, it comes out like this.”
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