socks that go past the knee, and reach up to the thigh. sometimes used as a term for thigh high stockings, which are thinner amd sheerer fabric. thigh highs are worn with skirts and shorts, often with converse or knee boots. thigh highs are considered s-xy, as they often reveal only a portion of the leg. not to be worn by people who can’t brave knee socks.
guy 1: d-mn, did you see stacy today?
guy 2: no. what about her
guy 1: she wore these white socks. they were up to her thigh, and she had these short shorts, and it was hot.
guy 2: thigh high socks? i gotta see that.
noun. the appearance of careful consideration, importance, substance, or profundity while lacking each. adjective: thinky. cf. truthiness 1. the book was a masterpiece of thinkiness: there were a lot of big ideas, but it wasn’t at all clear what the author was actually saying. 2. the ideas here are half-baked; cut down on the thinkiness […]
to act like an extreme tourist. this includes taking pictures of anything and everything, standing in the middle of a busy sidewalk reading a map, and halting the flow through subway turnstiles because you can’t figure out which side of your ticket goes in first. tourist: “let’s tourize time square today.” boss: “why are you […]
- towl head
a name for a terrorist, camel jockey, carpet pilot, or as some might say, a “sand n-gg-“. many arabs and muslums fall under the catigory of towl head because of the use of the head garmet called the turban. a towl head is: bin laden, saadam, and anyone named ahmed or muhammed the politicaly correct […]
to trash a musical instrument, most commonly a guitar, in a moment of p-ssion. takes its name from the who’s lead guitarist pete townshend. that dude totally townshended his guitar after that awesome show! a cranky delusional english teacher with corn pops that likes to inspire kids to follow their dreams while ruining their lives […]
having s-x with a person’s knees. person one: so what did you and your date do last night? knumping? person two- we totally knumped.