Thigh Wrangling
when a man of obscene girth can no longer reach his p-n-s to m-st-rb-t-, he will simply use his inner thighs until -rg-sm is achieved.
if a fat man is sweating and out of breath while sitting at his desk, he has been ‘thigh wrangling’.
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