thighbruiser


a male hottie with sharp hip bones who leaves little tiny round bruises on a girl’s thigh while pounding her sideways.
jean: “girrrrrl, i met this guy last nite!”
pen: “oh yea? hows he look?”
jean: “oh you know, dark hair, bout 6′, a real thighbruiser!”

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