Thighjack


thighjacking (verb/gerund) when a man uses his thighs to stimulate himself inconspicuously in a public place, such as on an airplane.

thighjacker (noun) a man who uses his thighs to m-st-rb-t- hands-free on an airplane; an armless man who maneuvers his inner thighs to stimulate himself s-xually.

thighjaculate (noun) the product of a thighjacking.
the woman was both aroused and confused when she witnessed the thighjacker thighjacking in the seat next to her during her overnight flight to new york city.

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