Thing 1
a boy who is your main crush above all, hence ;thing 1; usually crush lasts a few years, may have know him and previously talked to him, usually has a ugly girlfriend who resembles a guy and therefore makes your friends say you are better looking.
girl 1- ughh i have a new crush
girl 2- who?
girl 1- thing 1
girl 2- oh is he your main crush?
girl 1- yup
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